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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

eVangelizing

This is some "eVangelizing" I did (is that creative, or just stupid?) in a chat room. I used to just ask people to chat, but this time I asked if anyone wanted to take my "survey" and I feel I got more bites than normal. In a way, it is a survey, so I'm not being dishonest or anything. By the way, I learned this witnessing technique on Way of the Master.com- sharing your faith effectively and biblically, the way Jesus did. Check it out:

Eliot says:
hi
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
hi how r u
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
survey
Eliot says:
good. yeah, ok...
Eliot says:
What is your opinion on what happens to someone after they die?
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
reancarnation....
Eliot says:
are you hindu?
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
no
Eliot says:
ok. where did you get that info from?
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
what info
Eliot says:
your opinion... reincarnation.
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
i believ in it and believe there is another life after ours i dont believe we just cark it and tharts it
Eliot says:
ok. fair enough. so, is there a heaven or hell, or do you just come back to earth in another life?
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
heaven and if ur good enough they let u stayu if ur bad they send you back
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
here
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
u got a pic
Eliot says:
no, sorry, I don't. ok, a little more on the survey, ok?
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) sends:

bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) would like to share this background with you.

bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
yep it doesnt matter
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
ok
Eliot says:
ok. so, are you good enough to stay in heaven when you get there, or will you get sent back?
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
ill get to stay maybe
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
....lol
Eliot says:
ok, let's find out if you are good, okay? have you ever told a lie?
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
yes millions of times
Eliot says:
wow, millions? lol. ok, so what does that make you, if you've lied?
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
bad
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
i guess
Eliot says:
no, what would you call me if I lied? starts with L....
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
liar
Eliot says:
ever stolen anything?
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
yes
Eliot says:
and what does that make you?
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
a theif
Eliot says:
ok, last one...
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

Eliot says:
have you ever taken the Lord's name in vain?
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
wat u mean
Eliot says:
have you ever used God's name as a cuss word, to express disgust?
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
yes
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
am i bad
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
?????]
Eliot says:
ok, that's called blasphemy, which is very serious, now, I will repeat back to you what you've told me, okay?
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
ok
Eliot says:
by your own admission, you are a liar, a thief, and a blasphemer. Those are 3 of the 10 commandments, and you have to face God on Judgement Day. How will he judge you if He judges you by these commandments? innocent or guilty?
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
guilty i guess
Eliot says:
ok. so, where will you go? heaven or hell, if you're guilty?
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
hell
Eliot says:
does that concern you?
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
yes alot
Eliot says:
it concerns me too, friend. so what are you going to do, on Judgement day? what will you say to God? He has "appointed a day in which he will judge the world...".
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
i have been a stupid person and i went a gaingst the 3 that are in the 10
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
r u religious
Eliot says:
well, yes you are guilty of those 3, but God can't just let you go, b'c you've admitted it. Think of a court of law... if you go to a judge and you're guilty of a crime, the judge can't just let you go. Do you know what God did for you so you won't have to go to hell?
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
lie throught the teeth....?
Eliot says:
i don't understand???
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
lol
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
no hell put me in jail]
Eliot says:
yes, God is a just God and should punish all sin, including yours, but he did something for you so you could escape eternal punishment. do you know what he did for you?
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
give me life
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
did he
Eliot says:
yes, he gave you life, but you've messed that up, right? You've broken God's Laws. The Bible says that "the soul that sins must surely die."
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
ok r u reljgous
Eliot says:
God will "judge the secrets of men." He sees everything you do, and even the hidden sins will be exposed on Judgement day. I'm a Christian, not religious. Aren't you concerned that you will go to hell when he judges you?
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
let me ask u have u broken the gods rules
Eliot says:
we all have.
Eliot says:
but He has made a way out for us. Do you know what that is?
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
well why am i any different 2 u
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
being baptisef
Eliot says:
You have sinned, just like me. We both deserve eternal punishment for what we've done. We've sinned against a holy, just, eternal God. The Bible says "It's a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God." I don't want you to go to hell for breaking God's Law. Do you?
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
no!
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
are u a really holy person]
Eliot says:
I'm telling you He has provided for us a way out. Do you know what he did for you?? Please answer the question, it's very important. I don't want you to be punished for your sins.
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
i dont no
Eliot says:
Do you want to be forgiven of your sins and have eternal life?
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
yeh
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
u there
Eliot says:
God has done something so wonderful for us, and it's so great that He says not to give this information to just anyone... the person must realize his situation, and that his sins have doomed him to hell. If you want to know what he did for you, just say yes.
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
yes
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) sends:

bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) would like to share this background with you.

Eliot says:
He made himself into the form of a man, Jesus Christ of Nazareth, and came to earth 2000 years ago. He took your punishment for your sins when he died on the cross for you, so you wouldn't have to go to hell.
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
oh yeh
Eliot says:
But, to receive this gift, you must do some things. You've heard this gospel before, huh?

You have failed to receive a shared background from bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified).

You have failed to receive a shared background from bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified).

Eliot says:
The Bible says you must repent of your sins, that is, turn away from them and turn to God and ask for forgiveness. Then, you must trust in Jesus Christ as your Savior, and he will save you from hell. Trust in Him as you would trust in a parachute if you had to jump from a plane.
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
bugger of u bible kissn jahovas witness i dont care for bible shit
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
ur a wakjob go kiss gods assEliot says:
I'm not a Jehovah's Witness, I'm a Christian, and you've just heard the precious gospel. Today is the day of salvation for you.
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
good on ya you bible kissn wak job
Eliot says:
Ok, look, if you choose to reject Jesus Christ's gospel, you will be condemned on the day of Judgement. If you trample underfoot the blood of Jesus, you will be condemned.
Eliot says:
Please consider this information, it is very important for you.
bubbles_so_cool@hotmail.net.au (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
no its inportant to you i dont give a fuck
Eliot says:
And if our eyes meet on the Day of Judgement, and you don't have Jesus, your blood is not on my hands.
Eliot says:
God Bless.

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